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Search Results: alcoholic20drink

Bassists are loaded during Beethoven's Ninth Symphony - Color
By: Dan Reynolds
2008-05-06

Man trades carbon footprint for bourbon footprint - Color
By: Chris Wildt
2007-12-11

Radio show talks about wine all the time
By: Andrew Toos
2007-08-22

Customer has wine delivered to restaurant
By: Andrew Toos
2007-08-20

Woman advised to steer clear of punch - Color
By: Mark Guthrie
2007-07-06

Man complains about chardonnay concession prices
By: David Brown
2007-06-11

Wife won't let sobriety ruin evening - Color
By: Sue Camilleri-Konar
2007-04-12

Man, lost in desert, wants a lager from Oasis bar
By: Andrew Toos
2007-03-21

Man likes martinis because of olive - Color
By: Jerry King
2007-01-26

Men use fake taxi sign to avoid spotchecks
By: Andy Donato
2006-12-21

Lonely man in bar converses with drunk woman
By: Andrew Toos
2006-12-06

Intoxicated trick-shot artist shows off for dinner guests
By: Andrew Toos
2006-11-20

Politician promises to seek rehab if elected
By: Harley Schwadron
2006-11-14

Meaning of life includes old dog and well-worn chair
By: Bruce Bolinger
2006-06-15

Man has nice conversation with passed-out bar patron
By: Andrew Toos
2006-06-12

Professor laments loss of his department
By: Andrew Toos
2006-06-01

Patient with chronic elbow pain told to switch to light beer
By: David Brown
2006-04-12

Man appreciates painting about white wine
By: David Brown
2005-10-19

Waitress serves guest burnt sandwich to go with dark beer
By: Andrew Toos
2005-07-25

Cobra with hangover asks snake charmer to play music slow
By: Andrew Toos
2005-06-23

Archeologist uncovers mummy's bar
By: Charles Jaffe
2005-01-24

Suspect using breathalyzer inflates like a balloon
By: Charles Jaffe
2004-11-30

Executive goes from three-martini lunch to low-carb power bar
By: Chris Wildt
2004-07-21

Chickens host wild party where feathers really flew
By: Andrew Toos
2004-05-31

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